My Silent Retreat

Somewhere around the first of the year, one of my de facto Spiritual Directors – one of the several people who help me discern which of the many “voices” that vie for my attention are of God and which are not – came to me with a brochure from the Monastery of the Holy Spirit outlining the retreats they offer. He had circled one and told me un-ceremoniously that I needed to go to it.

It was titled “The Spirituality of Imperfection.” I chuckled and said, “Me? What in God’s name would make you think I have issues with imperfection?!”

Being gracious, he said something to the effect of, “I just chose it because it is in the middle of the week; far enough “out” that you probably don’t have anything on your calendar for that time, yet; I know the monk who’s leading it and he’s great; and yes…you could use a little refresher on the fact that imperfection is actually one of God’s greatest gifts!”

So, in the middle of July, I drove 4+ hours to Conyers, GA for a 4-day SILENT retreat (Yep…That’s right! The only talking was during each “session” and if outside of the monastery building, but before 8:30 p.m., after which all were to observe the “grand silence,” until 4:00 a.m. – like anyone is going to want to talk at 4:00 a.m.!).

The very first thing I noticed when I walked into the retreat house was that the AC was obviously not working properly. Immediately, “my knee-pits” started dripping sweat. Thankfully, I was wearing long pants so the fabric just absorbed and locked in the sweat (Yeah…The brochure states that “dress is casual, but please no shorts.” It was soon obvious that I was among the only ones there thoughtful enough to follow the “no shorts” request!).

So, to recap: the first thing(s) I notice are not the beauty, silence, calm, peace of the place, but my sweaty knee-pits and the fact that some of my fellow retreatants (yes, that’s a word) were obviously not as “holy” as me, walking around in their dis-respectful, though really cute, shorts!

Plastering on my most benevolent smile, I went to the receptionist. She went over the schedule, making note of the hours of prayer that we were welcomed to take part in (4:00 a.m., 7:00 a.m., 12:15 p.m., 5:20 p.m., and 7:30 p.m.) and pointing out that Brother Mark (who looks exactly like a Hobbit) asks everyone to be sure to be present at the first session because there is some “housekeeping” stuff to go over. Then she pointed down the hall toward the dining room, “The dining room is down there. The meals are silent. If you have to talk, you can eat in this room (she showed me where).” Then she gave me my room assignment – Room 209 (BTW, the key to 209 will not work in Room 207, the room I tried for 1 full minute to open…Thankfully, whomever was assigned to that room was not in at the time.), told me that Vespers would start in about 30 minutes and showed me the way to get to the abbey church. Then she said, “Retreatants may sit in the space just to the right of the monks. Worship books will be laid out for you. It can kind of be hard to follow, so just stand when they stand and sit when they sit.” She must have seen that I was less than comfortable with my sweaty knees and frustration at my shorts-wearing colleagues, because then she smiled warmly and said, “It will be fine.”

 

Here are some of the notes and thoughts I wrote down while I was there:

 

“House-keeping session”  

·         Brother Mark: “If you need to make confession while you are here, go to Father Thomas (? can’t remember his name). There is a sign-up sheet outside of this room. When you go, be on time, be quick and be gone. This isn’t a counseling session, and Father Thomas (?) is quite old.”

·         “Please know that you are welcomed and encouraged to come to any and all of the ‘hours of prayer.’ We do a lot of chanting. You are welcomed to join in, but we tend to go flat when we chant, so be patient with us.”

 

Day 1:   

·         Carl Jung said: “Do not trust anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor.”

·         “Perfect” is an illusion.

·         “God uses our gifts to reach others and our imperfections to reach us (Maybe one of my favorite insights.)”.

 

Day 2:

·         My own thought: If, as Br. Mark suggests, I cannot fully love others or God without loving myself, can I at least practice loving self and God by loving others?

·         Jesus is never upset with sinners, only with people who pretend they are not sinners.

·         I don’t remember who said this, but I really like it. When asked why they pray, someone responded: “I do not pray so much as I just breathe God in and hope somehow to learn how to breathe God out, as well.”

·         Perhaps our greatest commonalities are our imperfection and our loved-ness by God.

·         Perfectionists don’t tend to celebrate theirs strengths – instead, they focus on their weaknesses.

 

Day 3:

·         Awareness of our own imperfection opens us to grace.

·         “Be perfect” (as in Matt. 5:48) – bad translation…Better “Don’t give up”; “Keep at it”; “Be mature;” and note the context…Work toward “maturing-never-giving-up” love.

 

Day 4 (Final session):

·         Br. Mark: “As a rule – even if you think you know the answer to someone’s problem, don’t give it while they are still talking.”

 

To sum up:

Since the bells which call to worship will have already woken you up, you may as well get out of bed and go to the prayer hour called “Vigils,” which is at 4:00 a.m.…Don’t worry, nobody cares what you look like at that hour (I even wore a pair of running shorts on the last morning – but I changed before breakfast)…But do take note that for the 30-minutes of silent meditation that happens in the middle of the service, the lights will be turned off. So, if you want to move to a different place for this 30 minutes, be careful not to trip, the abbey church is very dark at that hour! Just sayin’.

Breakfast is not served until after morning mass (7:00 a.m.) – there’s even a sign in the refectory that says so.

Monks make really good coffee.

Eating in silence is really pretty neat.

People who wear shorts at monasteries are cool, too (temperature-wise and personality-wise).

It’s easier to “unplug” and be silent than you imagine.

Each time you become aware of your imperfection is an opportunity to thank God for divine grace.

Give yourself a break: It is not only the case that the way you treat others is the way you treat Christ (ala Matt. 25. 31ff), but also the way you treat yourself is the way you treat Christ.

Before you leave, remember to thank the receptionist who told you that everything would be fine.

 

p.s. you should check out the pictures of the monastery. Go to www.trappist.net

 

Living Love

She said, “There’s one for every year I’ve known you.”

They were from my “other” daughter.

Roses were waiting in the entryway when I came in from church on Mother’s Day.

She didn’t leave a note but, since Cliff and the kids had already given me my gift…I got suspicious!

So I texted her and asked if she had anything to do with them.

She texted back, “Oh, good! The cat didn’t get them!”

 

She came by yesterday (Monday). Sometimes she just drops by.

We were eating dinner (her timing is impeccable – like any single young adult!).

Cliff said, “Are you hungry?” She said, “Yes.”

He put food from his plate onto hers, and she ate.

I pointed to the roses I’d put in a vase and asked “Did you see them?”

She said, “Yep! There is one for every year I’ve known you.”

I hadn’t counted them. But her math was accurate.

We met when she was 12 or 13 y/o.

Back then, I didn’t really have any idea that she was paying attention.

Apparently she was.

Her mother was the director of the preschool in the church I served in Asheville. By osmosis, she just “gets” children.

Sometime after she was old enough to drive, she became our “nanny,” and – although there was no ceremony – she became an adopted member of our family.

 

Years later, when we moved from Asheville to Charlotte, it wasn’t long before she moved here, too.

Now, she is a professional nanny (it’s just in her blood).

Her “nanny-family” lives fairly near us…So, from time to time she comes by, lets herself in, hollers “hey” to the kids, pours herself some apple juice and we chat.

I don’t think she’s ever missed one of our kids’ birthday parties or Halloween.

Friday is Henry’s 10^th birthday. She is making the cake and playing laser tag with him and his friends (so that I don’t have to!).

 

Lucy will soon be the same age that she (our other daughter) was when we first met…And Lucy is paying attention.

What she sees is someone who is glad to see her every time she sees her.

What she sees is someone who knows her name and her hopes.

What she sees is someone who listens and celebrates and takes her seriously and laughs with her and shows up when she says she will.

 

The congregation I serve, just received a “recognition” from the Center for Community Transitions (CCT).

CCT is an organization that facilitates the transitioning of formerly incarcerated men and women back into their families, work and society.

But, in addition to that, the CCT also ministers (my word, not theirs – although I know that the director sees it as a ministry) with the families of currently-incarcerated folks (in my short-sightedness, I never gave them much thought).

Every third Tuesday, the CCT hosts a dinner for these families. “It’s really all about the kids,” one person says.

A year or so ago, the CCT  changed locations and needed a new place for these Third Tuesday Dinners to take place.

We had the space. So, now they are here.

I’ve been just a couple times to the dinners. But, there is more joy in that room than most anywhere I go.

I’m not really sure why we received any recognition…We just said, “Sure, we have space,” and opened our doors.

It makes me kind of sad, that that seems to be a big deal.

 

It’s the same thing with our Drop In Center – our ministry with the mentally ill, where once a month we open doors to about 60-80 mentally ill men and women for the morning – they eat and laugh and get a little food to take with them, and are something other than their label for the day.

Folks have been coming for decades to be part of it!

It’s not that big of a deal – except that it seems to be.

 

A place where there are folks who are glad to see you every time they see you.

Who know your name and your hopes.

Who listen and celebrate and take you seriously and laugh with you and show up when they say they will.

 

Our mission statement is: “St. Luke’s Lutheran Church – Living and Sharing God’s Love.”

Apparently, even though it doesn’t seem like it, that’s a really big deal. And the extra-cool part is that folks are paying attention…And as simple as it is, simply opening your door and sharing love changes lives (Granted, you may not come home to more than a dozen roses – but your life will be changed and so will the lives of others!).

 

I owe my husband a public apology.

I owe my husband (Cliff) a public apology.

 

Okay – back story…For Cliff’s birthday (which was in December), I gave him tickets to a Yanni concert – because for years I have heard of his, what I labelled “quaint?” “cute?” “sweet?” “ridiculous?”, love of Yanni. Then, anytime I was within earshot when his friends asked what he got for his birthday and he said, “Yanni tickets,” I would jump into said conversation with something like “Yeah…Just shows you how much I love my husband. I am going to see Yanni…YANNI for ‘Sweet Betty’s sake!’” Accompanied with a truly impressive eye roll (one that would rival my 11 year-old daughter’s!).

Yanni…a hair-slinging wannabe pianist!

I know…great attitude. “Oh the sacrifices I make for love!”

I carried that attitude with me all the way into the auditorium last night and even into the first song as Yanni (all 108 pounds of him!) made a grand entrance accompanied by his orchestra and purple/pink lights, throwing kisses and flinging his hair (Full disclosure…I also thought shameful things about the 1500-2000 people in the auditorium with us!)!

Finally, resigned to the reality of my life for the ensuing 2-2 ½ hours, I actually started listening.

About 30 minutes into the whole thing, I actually took out my phone “googled” Yanni…First “designation” listed is “composer.”

In my head: “He wrote all this stuff?...Seriously?!?!”

Then, I found out that he doesn’t read music – but uses some kind of “shorthand” (You should check it out…crazy/amazing). That’s not proper!

Meanwhile, on stage the harpist (also long-haired) is going crazy making a harp sound like a grand piano and drum all at the same time. I mean, like nothing I’ve ever heard!

Then, a violinist (bald) plays with absolute virtuosity and then a trumpeter with clarity that cuts to my heart (at this point I’m feeling pretty stupid about the whole eye-roll, “my great sacrifice for love” stuff!).

Then he (Yanni) starts introducing his orchestra…And there are musicians from Greece, Paraguay, Asia, Russia, Venezuela, the US, Armenia, Canada and Cuba. The UN of orchestras!

 

The text for the sermon yesterday was Luke 13:31-35, “Jerusalem, Jerusalem, how often have I desired to gather your children together as a hen gathers her brood under her wings, and you were not willing! See, your house is left to you.”

 

Here’s the thing, I am convinced that the statement, “See, your house is left to you,” is simply a statement of fact (not a threat or even a judgment per se)…“Come together my children,” Jesus says, “or you will destroy yourselves.”

“Don’t exclude, separate, point fingers, call names, build walls (!)…just come near to my love…or you will destroy yourselves.”

 

We are living that reality right now, aren’t we?

We are separating more and more all while Jesus (in red letters) is saying “come together,” and we are not willing, and we are seeing the signs of our own destruction.

So sad.

So wrong.

So unfaithful.

 

Really cool to see embodied on stage last night the beauty of “children gathered,” working together across culture, language, gender, age, “proper musical training,” and, no doubt, religion.

 

There’s a quite annoying “chant” that our kids are fond of (from some lovely TV cartoon – you may be familiar with it)…It goes a little something like this: “I knew it. I knew it. I knew it all along. You just wouldn’t listen. I was right and you were wrong!” Thank you my dear husband for simply loving the concert, loving me and not chanting the “I knew it” chant for all the world to hear!

And I apologize for the eye roll!